With apologies to all those in the Northeast
1. Place laundry & soap in washing machine and start.
2. Sit in the rocking chair on the porch and enjoy the gentle breeze; listen to and watch tropical birds and talk to friendly people for about a half hour.
3. Remove the wash and place it in the dryer.
Drying the laundry:
2. Take a walk over to the spa and spend about 20 minutes in the warm whirlpool letting it sooth all your aching arthritic joints while watching palm trees and talking with friendly people discussing the 20 degree weather in New Jersey.
3. Spend another fifteen minutes in the pool, cooling off from the heat of the whirlpool. Emerge completely refreshed. Take a nice soapy shower.
4. Remove clothing from the dryer.
It’s a tough life but SOMEONE has to do the laundry!
