Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Booked


My Facebook friend, Wendy Wilson, recently posted the ten books that most influenced her. I have been contemplating this and wanted to share. These are not the best books I have ever read, but the ones that influenced me the most.

1. The Bible. Whether or not you believe (I do, but challenge a lot of it), it is a seminal concept for America’s laws and mores – for better or worse.

2. Robert Heinlein’s “Stranger in a Strange Land.” It was, in it’s own way, a bible for the 1960s counter-culture. Do you grok it? I’ve read everything Heinlein has ever published and he is a helluva storyteller. By the way, I read it only after my first lover insisted it was the greatest book ever. Thank you Karen.

3, The Hardy Boys stories. One day, when I was in eighth grade, I got suspended for the day for a minor infraction. I had to spend the day in the library and found, ironically, “The Tower Treasure,” the first in the series. I must have read at least 20 or so of these detective stories, often two per day on weekends. Last spring, I ran into an old friend from those days and his main memory of me was that I loved to read. That day started it.

4. “The Cruel Sea.” Written by Nicholas Monsaratte, the book is a tale of the Battle of the Atlantic during the Second World War. The focus was far more on the men who served on escort ships rather than the war itself. It was the first time my father gave me an adult book to read. As a senior, I wrote a book review on it and the teacher read it to the rest of her classes. It was the first time anyone had done so and it was the first small step towards becoming a professional writer.

5. “The Fireside Book of Baseball.” A huge book filled with articles and cartoons about baseball, much of it was focused from the turn of the 20th century through the early 1950s. It was a compendium of short stories, newspaper reports, and excerpts from books. Given to me by my father, it inspired a lifelong love of the game. I lost it when I was in the Army, but was delighted to again find a copy when my ex’s parents passed. I don’t have many hardcover books as Amazon’s Kindle made reading easier as I travelled throughout the country in recent years. But I hold this one to be very precious.

6. The Harry Potter books. I began reading them when I was a teacher to find out what my students were so crazy about. I wound up buying the last one at midnight of its first day of sale. About once a year, I re-read each book and then binge watch the movies.

7. “The World of Jimmy Breslin.” At that time, Jimmy was a writer for the New York Herald Tribune and this book is a series of his columns from that era, along with some stories about Breslin. This includes the famous column about the JFK murder where he interviews the man who is digging the grave. While most students would get the Times delivered to their homeroom, I always brought the Trib in. Going back to early childhood, my parents would read the color comics to me every Sunday. Breslin was a writer who inspired me to top him – I never did. I even saw him on the Subway when he was writing for The Daily News. It was so like him to live the life of the blue-collar folks who so loved his work.

8. “Executive Orders.” I began devouring Tom Clancy’ s novels about protagonist Jack Ryan with “The Hunt for Red October.” In “Executive Orders,” Ryan is waiting outside and about to make an acceptance speech as he replaces a disgraced vice president when a 747 airliner smashes into the Capitol Building killing virtually every government leader – The President, Congress, the Supreme Court, the Joint Chiefs, the Cabinet and heads of many agencies such as the FBI. Ryan has to rebuild the entire government and it makes for a fascinating look at our government.

9. “Ender’s Game.” I discovered this book at the end of the summer as the library sold off its collection of summer reading paperbacks. I bought a bunch mainly for incarcerated students I was teaching at that time. But I’ve read this book over and over. It’s about a bunch of genius kids who are sent into space to fight a war against aliens. The ‘battle school’ they attend is designed to teach strategy. But these children, who have superior intelligence, are isolated and it helped me understand my own dealings with the school system. I had an IQ of 134 according to my high school transcript, but graduated #380 in a class of 400. I just couldn’t be bothered to do the busy work because I already knew it, having read the entire textbooks by October. It helped change my opinion of my high school self.

10. “The Age of the Tail.” Author H. Allen Smith was a well-known humorist. His most famous book, “Rhubarb” is the story of a cat that inherits a major league baseball team. But I loved his look at the social ramifications of the changes in life when in 1957 all mankind begins being born with a tail. Hilarious changes in etiquette, clothing and more are satirized. For example, one woman, born just before the change, doesn’t want to be associated with ‘older’ people. For her wedding, she wears an artificial tail as her bridesmaid moves it during appropriate times of the ceremony. Yet another gift from my father, it taught me satire.

Honorable Mention: Hector Hugh Monroe, whose pen name was Saki, was a British writer of short stories during the late 1800s and early 1900s. His life was shortened when he died at the age of 46 during the First World War. My favorite story is “Tobemory,” a satire on Victorian manners. At a country house party, a man announces to the others that he has taught the house’s cat how to speak. Tobemory has viewed many indiscretions of the guests. But being a ‘gentlecat’ he speaks no evil other to imply what he knows. Meanwhile the terrified humans attempt to kill him – unsuccessfully – in several ways. They are saved when another cat kills him. Of course, another gift  from my father.